Walking

It's sad but for whatever reason walking has become a major issue on campus. People can't do it right. A fundamental part of our lives since we were two years old and yet people still manage to screw it up. Everyday we get bumped into as we scurry across campus to our next destinations. The ridiculous thing is, half the time this happens both parties  are aware of each other yet still manage to come into contact. Its stupid and I'm sick of it. With these people in particular:

1) The guy that is running from class to class. Slow it down turbo. You're going to miss a few clicker questions. Boo hoo. Stop running and causing traffic accidents.

2) The groups that walk four wide. The side walk is meant to be a two person lane both ways. When you walk four deep, you're taking up the whole sidewalk and then people going the opposite direction have to walk through you as if were playing red rover. It is humorous however, when a group runs with five or more people and then less essential members of the crew need to walk in the grass, refusing to walk behind the rest of their friends, desperate to get a word in.

3) The couples. You walk slow. You hold hands and we all hope you break up.

4) The stops and talks to every person they see. This isn't a problem unless people choose to do it in the middle of traffic which fortunately enough, they choose to do so only 96% of the time. It is inconsiderate to stop everyone behind you so you can hug your bro and complement him on his jeans.

5) The person that follows behind to close. Stop tailgating before I trip you.

6) The person walking on campus wearing Utah or Boise State gear. You can go to hell.

7) The guys that get a drink from the water fountain and then decide to continue their conversation right in front of the water fountain. You're not king of the water. This isn't Mad Max. You need to move.

8) The girls crying after they take a test in the testing center. Hold it in until you're home. I don't want to have to hear your whimpers as I'm looking at the majestic fall mountains. Life's hard and we all do bad on tests  Deal with it.

9) The stops mid stride to take a selfie and then you walk straight into him. We are humans, we don't have break lights. If you can't walk and take a picture then step to the side. The same goes for those who can't text and walk either.

10) The people I kind of know that see me and want to talk so I can tell them what My major is again. we're not that good of friends. you can keep moving.

Together we can solve this and make BYU a better place. If there are any other walking problems that went unidentified then feel free to add them in the comments.

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