Halloween

"Based on some of the costumes I saw last night we should have a surplus of bread at the end of sacrament meeting today"

I love this quote that I heard regarding the Halloween festivities that have taken place in Provo this past weekend. Halloween is such a funny time for the most obscure town in the United States. Nation-wide, Halloween is accepted as the time to dress as slutty as possible and flaunt your stuff. Girls wear tight and revealing costumes and men either go shirtless or wear as little of a shirt as possible. Sex is best when it comes to costumes. 

In Provo, we have the unique mixture of people who want to embrace the sexy costume culture intertwined with the good and wholesome people of Provo that wouldn't dare show a hint of cleavage. Combining these two different groups at dances makes for very interesting dances. And even better judgment looks. One group is trying to get down and grind on the floor, the other group keeps trying to impose a circle to dance in, thus pushing all around them to be even more squished. I hate the circle starters. You're not impressive enough of a dancer to give yourself a stage to perform on, so stop it. 

By the way, that center street dance was crazy. I'm 6'3 and 210 pounds and still felt like I was getting beat up every time I entered the main population of the dance. I can't imagine how it would have felt to be a petite young woman. Also, I was with three attractive blonde girls giving me a unique perspective of how a girl feels like on a dance floor. Every time we tried to cross the dancing area, men would swarm around them. Every pack of guys they worked their way through, they were instantly met with a new group of creeps. Also, these girls claimed some guys grabbed their butts. I know this is true because even my butt got grabbed by some strangers. 

I dressed as a doctor. Not slutty at all. Scrubs are super comfortable though. Nice and airy, perfect for dancing. Multiple times I was asked to check heart beats or told "I need a doctor". Sometimes guys would say this and I would think "why did you say that? what benefit does this bring you? do you really want me to come talk to you?" freaking weirdos man. 

Halloween is great because your home teachers/FHE group mom bring pumpkin flavored treats to your door.